special agent man

when i decided to dye my hair dark, i had to come up with an appropriate halloween option. i was deciding between:

audrey horne. and. an owl. 

i brought this up with roommate-sarah and because she is so smart she said: 'why not be an audrey horne(d) (owl)?'

i tell you all the time. she is so smart. so that is exactly what i did. and sure, no one got it. but it was HILARIOUS for me. and i got to do up my eyebrows like hells yeah. (i worked all day long on making owl wings, and then i was so tired from all the sewing that i abandoned the party i was at early, and didn't get a decent picture of my awesome outfit. daaaaamns. damns you sleepiness! these rubbish cell-photos will have to do... i mean. it is creepy weird in the lobby, like twin peaks. so. that's good.)

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back in time, do it over again

there are too many good things i could say about the time i spent with emma, charlie and crew. so. i'll just oh so quickly run through a few.

- primark

- hipster glasses passes

- chocolate cupcakecookies

- stella ella olla

- (...)

- wall climbing

- singing backup singer style

- fancy whisky fancy gin

- punting

- bunting

- singing while punting

- burgers with haloumi in

- bingo

- stick bugs

- jokes

and so so so much more. how lucky am i? it's cool, it's cool to love your family. as feist once said.

oh, and in case you were wondering. about the hipster glasses passes? don't even worry. here:

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straight edge

these girls are very serious, so don't you dare joke around. fashion is not for jokes. (except it is. shhh. it is for the best jokes. haha. how funnygreat is that leafygreen?! keepiitsecret!)

{jonathan saunders resort 2013, photos courtesy of jonathan saunders by way of style.com}

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light as a feather

first i will say omg fuuuuuuunnnnnn!!!!

and then i will say damn. these dark-haired girls have been really doing it for me. once again. thinking about that dark dark brown... we'll see.

{tucker resort 2013, photos by alexey yurenev courtesy of tucker by way of style.com}

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ff

heeeey guys! the internet exploded this week!

back story. if you've been living in a hole. (or are not on twitter all the time, which is like, totes the same thing, am i right?!)

daniel tosh was making rape jokes, a female audience member shouted that 'rape jokes are never funny' and then daniel tosh said what would be funny is if that female audience member got raped by other members of the audience, like 5 of them, right?! tada!

there are 18 zillion articles - good and bad - about this. and even more tweets forever unto infinite. but i picked just this one article for you to read on the topic!

* how to make a rape joke

i chose it for many reasons, but truly the main reason is that it made me laugh a lot. like. this whole passage:

{lindy west from jezebel}

bahaha! that's great! thrashers... good one! and it is good to have a good laugh here and now because this whole fight just reminds me that rape apologists are everywhere, and they're my friends who don't know that that is what they're doing, and it breaks my heart all the time forever because I KNOW TOO MANY PEOPLE, GUYS! I KNOW TOO MANY GIRLS WHO HAVE BEEN RAPED! and it is a raw and hard subject for me. so. i'm glad that this piece was written with humour and with intelligence and so on and so forth.

read it if you love me. i mean it. more than ever. please. pleasepleaseplease. (and there are some great links in there. too. click 'em!)

OH! and. p.s. remember when we had good-news-feminist-friday? well. nevermind.
*saudi arabia takes it back. no olympics for ladies

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many

this balmain collection is having a crisis. it is saying:

am i your grandma's texan neighbour at the florida seniors' trailer park in 1993?
or
am i a circus bigtop tent?

and there is probably no better crisis than that to have. everyone hold hands and dance in a circle for joy!!! because shuffleboard and trapezes and fresh oj unto infinite!

{balmain resort 2013, photos courtesy of balmain by way of style.com}

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