fill my long ears

i've been a bit obsessed with bees and beekeeping. we know this. also, too, my sister happens to have a music project called 'waitress for the bees'. also, too, again, i was a waitress for a long time. but. that has nothing to do with anything...

emma! bees! sarah burton for sure designed you a full costume set for your world tour! now let's get that booked! i will say that, instead of typing about the tearful twitchy hearthurtful joy that is always always looking at mcqueen. cause you know that already.

AND! IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO A HAT-HEADPIECE THROUGH A COLLECTION, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT! take note, marc jacobs...

{alexander mcqueen spring 2013, photos by monica feudi at feudiguaineri.com by way of style.com}

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non

a conversation in bikini village:

me: uggggggh. enough with the berets already, ralph lauren.
sarah from the other room where she is reading important law-things: for sure. hipsters kinda ruined them.
me: RIGHT?!!!

okay so it isn't the best play. but it does cut to the point that i hate the beret thing, ralph lauren. it is old and done and we're over it, move on. not to mention that berets are FRENCH and you are a 'classic AMERICAN' designer and that your collection is all 'HEY HEY SPANISH TIME!' and then also there are mountie pants... so. the moral is. NO. NO NO BERETS. enough. ew ugh gross dumb. there were a tooooonnnnnnnnnnn of beret looks, but i could only handle clipping a few cause i was SO MAD AT THE BERETS! ugh again!

or maybe it is just that i hate hats on the runway? i'm not a big fan of the other hat in this collection. and i did get real mad about marc jacobs and LV last season...

no. there are good hats. i hate gimmick hats. that is all.

{ralph lauren spring 2013, photos by monica feudi at feudiguaineri.com by way of style.com}

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rage rage

don't even get me started on how mad this makes me.

what? you say...

this! marc jacobs. collection.

you know i'm not much of an mj fan. as a general rule. as a general human. but. separate the art from the artist, as they always say.

cause this is greeeeeaaaaatttt. ugh. all frida kahlo and bright and funny and vibrating. floral on floral on floral. on SKY BLUE!!! and so so well cast. damn it.

{marc jacobs resort 2013, photos courtesy of marc jacobs by way of style.com}

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repeatathon

guys. is it just me or is the louis vuitton collection just a second marc jacobs show? yes, i know he designs both. but. they're different lines. you'd think there'd be some separation there. i'm booooored with it! the pre-fall lv styling was so bang on. and this. bleh. not a fan. we get it. wacky crazy rich lady meets bag lady hobo. over it.

and serioulsy, one more damn jamiroquai hat and i'm going to get violent. seriously.

look at the clothes. ignore the styling. or don't. whatever. booooored!

{fall louis vuitton 2012, photos by yannis vlamos at gorunway.com by way of style.com}

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marc march

bah. i don't really feel like talking about the marc jacobs shows. lots of people will. so i'll just be brief.

i HATE the hats in the marc jocobs show. i'm sorry. i do. they make me rage. they remind me of jamiroquai, who reminds me of someone irritating and exceptionally unfashionable whom i can't handle. so. bad vibes! but the pinksparkles are great.

i LOVE the military vibe in the marc by marc jacobs show. and the pants. all the pants.

and that's all i'm sayin' yo!

{fall marc jacobs 2012, photos by marcus tondo at gorunway.com by way of style.com}

{fall marc by marc jacobs 2012, photos by yannis vlamos at gorunway.com by way of style.com}

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